{"product_id":"unfortunately-immortal-halloween-vampire-shirt-funny-gothic-tee","title":"Unfortunately Immortal Halloween Vampire Shirt | Funny Gothic Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApparently, eternal life comes with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea lot of inconveniences.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This sassy vintage vampire is over it—and honestly, we get it. 🧛♂️🦇\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a playful retro Halloween design with an annoyed vampire, coffin, bats, full moon, and distressed vintage details, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Unfortunately Immortal”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e shirt is perfect for anyone who prefers their spooky season with a healthy dose of sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween parties, spooky season, vampire lovers, gothic style, and anyone who's eternally over it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🖤🩸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Details You’ll Love\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, comfortable fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex fit with a relaxed feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProfessionally DTF printed in-house for long-lasting wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to size — size up for an oversized look\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and made with care by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhimsical Ink Designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📏 Sizing \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur apparel features a unisex fit. For the best fit, please review the sizing chart before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWant an oversized look? We recommend sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 Choosing Your Color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease double-check your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eshirt color and size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e before placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eActual colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings, device, and lighting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’re happy to accommodate \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esimple color swaps when possible\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, but some designs have intentionally curated color options—particularly specialty, sports-inspired, and themed collections—to keep the artwork cohesive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you don’t see the color you’re looking for, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eplease message us before ordering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. We’ll be happy to let you know if another option is available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep your shirt looking its best:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not iron directly over the design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvoid bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items are made to order specifically for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause of this, we \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edo not accept returns or exchanges due to incorrect size or color selection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Please carefully review your size and color before placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your item arrives \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edamaged, defective, or incorrect\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, please contact us \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewithin 3 days of delivery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and include photos. We’ll work with you to make it right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a question about sizing, color, or your order? Please reach out before purchasing—we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💜 A Little Thank You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThank you for supporting Whimsical Ink Designs! 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